(...more serious post to follow.)
Introducing a great author (expect to see her writing published someday):
The bane of all great authors is all the pesky interruptions of the mundane...or, in this case, little brothers.
Now if you can't beat them, sometimes the best strategy is to join them...or get them to join you--by putting them to work...
...looking up really big words in the dictionary...
...until, hopefully, you wear them out and they leave you alone!
By the way, one of the Little Man's favorite things about homeschooling is the dress code! :-)